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The Daily Word in loudmouthed Texans, Horse_ebooks and groped straight tours

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 25 2013 9:02 AM ]
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Ted Cruz's longwinded speech is not a filibuster. It's just a loudmouth Texan going on and on. You know, like the next table over at El Pinto.

Since e-cigarettes are just as addictive as their non-e-peers, and since nobody besides the company that makes them is really sure what goes into their mystery vapor, and since it's still legal for minors to buy them, maybe it's time to regulate them?

Two teenage girls on a tour of Albuquerque Metropolitan Detention Center say they were punched, groped and verbally assaulted by inmates while nearby guards looked on. “… We have a good program; I don’t know how many kids it may or may not change their ways. If we reach one, that’s better than none," says on online instruction manual about the tour program.

Experts warn that use of the drug Molly is on the rise. Also, that we call ecstasy "Molly" now. Also, I am old.

Horse-ebooks has been pulling your leg for about 2 years.

$1500 finders fee to get this guy a girlfriend! I wonder why he's having so much trouble? Blacks, fatties and sluts need not apply.