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The Daily Word in dinosaur erotica, reading along with David Bowie, and yes, the government shutdown

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Oct 2 2013 9:30 AM ]
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Day 2 of the government shutdown, and it looks like it will only get worse before it gets better.

Especially if you're a kid with difficult-to-treat cancer.

But hey! At least congress will still get paid!

To take your mind off of it, read about several alternate endings that Breaking Bad writers kicked around. Basically, different horrible things happen to different horrible people.

If you're too high-brow for that, you could check your favorite-books list against David Bowie's.

Or maybe read some "dinosaur beast erotica" if that's your thing.

But definitely check out this lake that turns animals into stone.

RIP Tom Clancy, master of the political techno-thriller. I bet Jack Ryan could use his testosterone-powers to get those congressional malingerers back to work.