The Daily Word in Rob Ford, the State of the State and Jimmy Dean's controversial sausage
Gov. Susana Martinez delivered her "State of the State" address yesterday. The gist: she's for good things and against bad things. If only her policies reflected that.
The Candy Lady is heading to court to fight her eviction today. Maybe she should just pay her rent already?
The KKK has hit on a new recruitment strategy: Lollipops! and racism! (The second part isn't new.)
New Mexico's anal-probe-happy police officers have just cost taxpayers $1.6 million.
Toronto mayor Rob Ford is still crazy and drunk. Also, apparently, Jamaican?
A candidate for the Florida House of Representatives celebrated MLK day by calling for the lynching of President Obama. "I guess they're going to call me a racist now," he added.
Jimmy Dean has discontinued their 16oz roll of sausage and this Texan is mad as hell about having to buy a 12oz "fucking pussy roll of sausage."