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The Daily Word in leg waxing, pooping on bluebonnets and APD managing to not kill someone

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Apr 9 2014 9:14 AM ]
The Daily Word

Good morning, it's Wednesday April 9th,

and New Mexico's law enforcement academy is being sued by former instructors for encouraging illegal activity,

but APD officers managed to take in a suicidal gunman without getting anyone killed,

and he'll enter care at the Metropolitan Detention Center, currently the largest mental health care facility in the state.

Meanwhile,

a mass stabbing at a Pennsylvania school injured 20 people,

Vermont farmers are watering their crops with donated human urine,

a company called Veet is selling leg-waxing products with ads that demean women, trade on homophobia and just generally make a case for tearing down our culture and starting fresh,

and Texans are inadvertently pooping on bluebonnets.

Have a great day!