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The Daily Word 10.22.10: Oh where, oh where did my launch codes go, the chickens have been gassed, spinning death clouds descend upon us.

By John Bear [ Fri Oct 22 2010 12:59 AM ]
The Daily Word

Whirling death clouds (tornadoes) spotted in south east New Mexico.

Woman drove around with mummy in car for months.

Guy wanted for beating up grandmother, stealing her television.

Exploding pen lands teen in jail.

Two chicken producers switch to gassing the birds rather than just slitting their throats. How nice.

The moon has usable water.

Virginia didn't have text book that says black people fought for the Confederacy reviewed by any experts.

Mel Gibson won't be in The Hangover 2.

Virtual border fence sucks. Hardy har.

Ex-General says nuclear launch card went missing for months.