WINNER—Untitled by K. Miller. It just so happens that the winner of the annual Ugliest Dog on the Planet Award is also the winner of our pets category. Imagine that! Man, this dog is hideous, but good hideous, not bad hideous.
Untitled by Leila S. Nelson. Nettie Lu wreaks havoc on the laws of gravity.
“My Name is Calamity Jane” by Lynn Parsons. A personal note from C.J. herself says, “My mom makes me wear these stupid frickin’ candy cane antlers every year and I think they rock!” Whew! Trippy!
Untitled by K. Miller. Awww! Squishy doggy face. Idn’t dat sweet?
“Two Frogs Fucking” by Chad Johannesen. Oh, baby!
“Ant Farm” by L.J. Plecha. They don’t cuddle very well, but at least they don’t cough up hair balls or drool. There’s something to be said for that.