Best Albuquerque Haiku
By Steven Robert Allen
Albuquerque has a reputation for being a gritty, down and dirty sort of town—just the sort of town, in other words, to inspire delectable haiku. Rhoda Kunin tells us that, to be fully appreciated, her winning haiku must be recited in the accent of a Transylvanian vampire. She wins a $40 certificate to Ralli's and two passes to the Guild Cinema.
Pandas for the zoo,
Our third world country
Saint Goat-Head christens
Really I'm smiling.
I sue drunk drivers.
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