alibi online
2014 Best of Burque RestaurantsFree Will AstrologyAlibi's Personals
 
 V.14 No.36 | September 8 - 14, 2005 

Feature

Best Haiku About Your First Sexual Experience

This category seemed harmless enough when we first thought of it. Somehow, though, it ended up being enormously disturbing. Perhaps the most disturbing haiku of all was Liz' winning entry. For her creeped-out honesty, she'll receive a $40 certificate to the District and two passes to the Guild Cinema.

Winner
He bought me ice cream
Like a dentist treating me
For being so still
Liz

Honorable Mentions
We discovered each
Other like strange landswe saw,
We conquered; he came.
Erin M. Daughtrey

Dumb and sweet, we were
amateurs softly cruising
Past virginity.
MF Ward

VW Bus
Passion on high, brain on low
Baby on the way
Stephen Davis

Fearnot of the dark
But of the Virgin Mary
Being real pissed off.
Linda Olen

Today's Events

Rail Yards Market Opening Season at Albuquerque Rail Yards

TINtero Workshop & Gallery booth at the Rail Yards Market

Bring the community together with food, art, music, fun, learning and creativity.

The Best of Jethro Tull Performed by Ian Anderson at Kiva Auditorium

The New Mexico Edit at South Broadway Cultural Center

More Recommented Events ››
Join our mailing list for exclusive info, the week's events and free stuff!
 

  • Select sidebar boxes to add below. You can also click and drag to rearrange the boxes; close using the little X icons on each box. To re-add a box you closed, return to this menu.
  • Because you are not logged in, any changes you make to these boxes will vanish as soon as you click to another page. If you log in, the boxes will stick.
  • alibi.com
  • Latest Posts
  • Web Exclusives
  • Recent Rocksquawk Discussions
  • Recent Classifieds
  • Latest User Posts
  • Most Active Users
  • Most Active Stories
  • Calendar Comments
  • Upcoming Alibi Picks
  • Albuquerque
  • Duke City Fix
  • Albuquerque Beer Scene
  • What's Wrong With This Picture?
  • Reddit Albuquerque
  • ABQ Journal Metro
  • ABQrising
  • ABQ Journal Latest News
  • Del.icio.us Albuquerque
  • NM and the West
  • New Mexico FBIHOP
  • Democracy for New Mexico
  • Only in New Mexico
  • Mario Burgos
  • Democracy for New Mexico
  • High Country News
  • El Grito
  • NM Politics with Joe Monahan
  • Stephen W. Terrell's Web Log
  • The Net Is Vast and Infinite
  • Slashdot
  • Freedom to Tinker
  • Is there a feed that should be on this list? Tell us about it.
    3 BAD JACKS
    3 BAD JACKS9.23.2014