Best Haiku About Your First Sexual Experience
By Steven Robert Allen
This category seemed harmless enough when we first thought of it. Somehow, though, it ended up being enormously disturbing. Perhaps the most disturbing haiku of all was Liz' winning entry. For her creeped-out honesty, she'll receive a $40 certificate to the District and two passes to the Guild Cinema.
Dumb and sweet, we were
Fear—not of the dark—
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