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1. What body part is removed during an orchidectomy?
2. What venereal disease was Montezuma's real revenge?
3. In which movie did Charlton Heston play the last man on earth?
4. Who's your favorite cartoon bear?
5. What is an event horizon?
6. Are tomatoes native to Italy?
7. Who took the first successful photograph?
8. What brand of cigarette does James Bond smoke?
9. Salvador Dali once arrived at an art exhibit in a limousine filled with what vegetable?
10. What did the king of Crete imprison in the labyrinth?
11. What are the 12 animals of Chinese astrology?
12. What is Stab City's real name?
13. What American state borders only one other state?
14. How many lampposts are depicted on the back of a $10 bill?
15. What's the official New Mexico state cookie?
16. What do the letters in the words “almost” and “biopsy” have in common?
17. What is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'?
18. If you were watching the video game "Mathman," what show were you watching?
19. What is a squidger?
20. What's the point of all this?