Are You a Unicorn?
By Linthor, the High Unicorn of the Known Seven Realms of Strandall
Is your name Linthor, the High Unicorn of the Known Seven Realms of Strandall?
Is there only one of you?
Are you a horse, but gay?
Are you pure and good?
Do you have a mane of snowy white with lavender highlights?
Do you enjoy racing the wind?
Does your alicorn kill scorpions, neutralize poison and impale evil?
Are you tame, yet untamable?
Is your existence questionable, but your symbolism unquestionable?
Aside from the pegacorn, are you the most majestic of all the "mythical" creatures?
If you answered “yes” to most of these, chances are you're a unicorn.
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