What Brand of Dud is Your Stud?
By Dr. Susan Holiday, Sexpert
Choose the answer that most closely applies to your guy.
1. You met him _______.
2. When you go out on dates _______.
3. He spends his free time _______.
4. Bedtime is the right time for _______.
5. If he were an art movement he'd be ______.
6. His main form of transportation is ______.
7. If he were an animal he'd be ______.
8. His future plans include ______.
9. He plans to accrue wealth through ______.
10. Your relationship will be history when ______.
If you chose mostly As then your man puts the "ud" in stud. If you chose mostly Bs, your man puts the "ud" in dud. If you chose mostly Cs, your guy is a million in a million and so are you. Experts like myself say that mutual intelligence and attractiveness are the biggest determining factors for matchmaking. I guess that means you deserve what you get. Lucky for me, I answered mostly As. Hmmm, I think I'll go home to Derrick now.
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