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Have You Entered a Rip in Time?

By Dr. Klaus Von Güldenstubben (particle physicist, time bandit)

1) Do you see floating clocks with spinning hands?

2) Are you surrounded by Tron-like grids and metallic spheres?

3) Are you playing Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Timecop"?

4) Can you solve equations written on nothing? Can you solve equations?

5) When you think of going home, do you think of a year?

6) Does your last name rhyme with Dracula?

If you answered "yes" to one or more of these questions, your actions are disintegrating the fabric of time.

 
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