![]() | FeatureWeb KuMore entries from our Haiku Contest, exclusively on alibi.comTraditional Under the Milky Way you gaze at the sky’s spine And bend me backwards —Kathryne Lim I watch the night end Sun and heat rise together Cool shadows retreat. —Lee Laney In unyielding strength Bamboo Topples, Uprooted As leaves flutter on —Judith James silhouette of ghosts rising on the mountainside mist in the pine trees —Todd Eddy, Ill. Pink ribbon flutters Asian girl on a moped Follows half orange moon —Marie Oberle, Minn. The Q Much like New Orleans only all of the street bums have much less talent —Andrea Greenlee At dawn bright valley At dusk soft pink Sandias Between I survive —Anthony Masi From Bebe to MAC Walking around aimlessly It’s something to do —Elora Daniels, AHS The “Q”, stupid name Just like Keep Querque Quirky Hows about the “Ack”? —Rich Groot Tiny brown city Ranchero del Sandia Poor public transport —Julia Mace Hurricane came by Ended up here and love it Wife and son is love —Justin Hoffman Marty and his Q Is it really a big deal? I mean, uh, really? —Laz Romankiw, AHS Neon nights downtown Luminous, sturdy, outlined Fragile expressions. —Leslie Chamberlin More wack red-light cams Slam on my brakes to escape Damn! Rear-ended, great —Shey Mertz, AHS Caffeine Not enough caffeine Satellite is expensive Not enough money —Bennigna Rivera O rock star recharge Illmatic stat fo sho mannnn Caffeine fiend, empty —Josh Gonzales, AHS Caffeine’s my vaccine Wake me up from this bad dream Fuck hugs I need mugs —Shey Mertz, AHS Yeah Yeah Yeah let’s go! Can't stop sweating and shaking Goddamn espresso —Timothy O'Neil Mysterious Mysterious means Inscrutable and obscure Wait! Who just said that? —Dan Otero Gymnast falls and wins How is it possible now? Mystery judges! —Justin Hoffman Candles and torches Around the dark lake waters Diana's mirror —Ken Klammer Stowed in the cockpit, "Staging Your Death for Dummies." Earhart's past due book. —Sue McGilpin, Calif. Nose in the window Capturing scents, spying birds dreaming of hunting —Michelle Stephens Burquewood Difference between Burquewood and Hollywood? “You want green or red?” —Carolina Gomez, AHS I like Burquewood But why are there no locals up "Above the Line"? —Dan Otero Friday: Film crew here Can't park on my street today What's in it for me? —Ellen Cline Scarlet scarfs tacos at Bandido. I try not to gawk but still do. —Gerard Alonzo Superpowers Super waitress girl Uses mind powers to make foreign guy tip her —Andrea Greenlee The power I want is to have psychic visions while running naked —Andrew Fabry Telekinesis, Eating without utensils, Is what I would like. —Rich Groot I don't have a fake ultimate superpower I see through windows. —Madeline Alfero Rectangles A life of struggle Now in a sea of crosses ... One black rectangle. —Jim Burris Four sides are boring Corners make me snore out loud I prefer circles —Bridgette McMahon Found not in snowflakes, clouds, or flowers, nature must have no use for corners. —Kathryne Lim You are not tangled In fact you are very straight So who named you tangled? —Sarah Fuller Oval for a face Rectangle in his belly Circle on his butt —Tina Yara-Nieto, AHS Stimulus Check Exxon got billions. I got a few hundred bucks, I will use for gas. —Larry Elmore Got the check in time This economy just sucks. Stop the eviction —Richard Chong three ounces of pot two bottles of Cuervo Gold D-W-I —Todd Eddy, Ill. The stimulus check Caught up some bills and bought food No enjoyment there. —Michelle Stephens Hoping for a check Still claimed as a dependent I didn't get one :( —Michael Green Poo Ku hurry up niblet jejunum can't stop us now we need to catch poo —David Bowes Mocha and pancakes An hour later at work I feel much lighter —Julia Mace Spicy beef Taco Extra hot sauce and some beans The pain is coming —Justin Hoffman "It's not chocolate!" said disgruntled Lucy Lou, lesson learned; age two. —Kelly Rodriguez Coprophilia: Getting sexual pleasure from crap. WTF? —Laz Romankiw, AHS It seems there is a lack of dignity when death Occurs ... on the toilet. —Peter Cornelius Poo, It comes from butts Big Logger, Bowl Winder, Turd Just to name a few. —Phill Harmon The zookeeper's prank. Bagged elephant poo smolders on the porch. Ding dong. —Sue McGilpin, Calif. I wend to buy food for my cat, but he is dumb. He'd rather eat poop. —Graciela Castillo, HHS Miscellaneous Only sport missing: Synchronized hot tub diving. Maybe in four years? —Bridgette McMahon, Jen Cooke and Jeremy LaCasse She sends an e-mail "The caner monster took him ..." I note the spelling —Brooke Grant Emoticons are funny symbols that mean stuff Go look this one up: m/(>_<)m/ —Dan Otero The new boss is here. And he travels light: no horse, No experience —Lynn Kaczor Pillow words sound soft I push her head down until I hear her no more —Michael Manalo Condi Rice condemns Putin for an invasion of a small country. —Richard Wolfson Brown paper leaflet Shouting words propaganda Shut up you morons —Kristin Leve Public Comments (2) |
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