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 V.19 No.36 | September 9 - 15, 2010 

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Ha-Ha-Hai-Ku!

Winners of our 2010 Haiku Contest

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Writing haiku sounds really, really simple, doesn't it? The form is elementary: Just five, seven and five syllables, and wham-o, you've got a poem. It's not as easy as it sounds, though. Since the early August announcement of this here contest, I've been trying to think up a congratulatory haiku for all the entrants and have come up with exactly nothing.

Thankfully, you're all better at this than I, and more than 400 of you submitted tiny poems over e-mail, snail mail and Twitter. Nice job, y'all. Obviously, we can't publish all of them, so Alibi editors Laura Marrich and Marisa Demarco worked tirelessly with me, counting syllables on our fingers to pick the cream of the crop. The ones we've chosen as our faves in each category get a neat little package of prizes from Noah's Ark Café, Pepper's Ole' Fashion BBQ, Chillz Frozen Custard and Guild Cinema. Haiku masters can swing by the Alibi (413 Central Nw) from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday to gather up their goodies.

Traditional

“Death Poem”

Half a cup of life
Plum blossoms littering the
Sudden April snow
—Richard Fye


Miscellaneous

Single, nonsmoking
diabetic vampire seeks
hematologist.
—Holly Hargrove


Jingle Haiku

Goodwill Clearance Store
Where everyone grabs for more.
You’ll sure dig the bins!
—Emily Severance


Red or Green

Red is my mistress,
and Green is my wife. Christmas
sucks bizchochitos.
—Kevin McGuire


5-0-5 (yeah, the second line is blank)

“The Sallie Mae Experience”

almost done, sign here,
_________________
now we own your ass
—Sierra Netz


Bicycling

The road to Hell is
Paved with good intentions and
Has a nice bike path
—Tony Santiago


Route 66

wavy line asphalt
the pipe dream pushing peddler
low rider dream songs
—Angelica Sainz


Lobos

Hordes of town folk out
Cheering all the Lobo teams
Well, maybe not chess
—Peter B. Ives


Mayor Berry

Politics aside,
Have you looked at his moustache?
It's freaking AWESOME!!
—Richard Groot


Jersey Shore

Hey! Yo! MTV.
I get the “T” and the “V”,
But what’s the “M” for?
—Jason Zsemlye


Runners Up

OK, so not all of these are in proper 5-7-5 haiku form, but they made us smile. So enjoy!

Traditional


There is a spider
running across the bedspread
in this cool north light
—Megan Raloff

Heavy Sunflowers
Hanging out over the fence,
Eaten by the horse
—David Moroleon

The desert is dead,
Void of life. All the lizards
Must get so lonely.
—Gabby England

Miscellaneous


octopus in the high desert
to swim next to your inked body
is not all i'm thinking
—Cez C b

The train screeches in,
Passengers from distant lands,
or just from Belen.
—Michelle Valencia

Hey vatos locos
where are the 575 tatts?
only 505’s
—Bernie Lieving

The mouse on the wheel
stopped. She broke the wheel and
ate the scientist.
—Nancy Tudor

Jingle


Central, so much weird
That hobo has a huge beard
Nasty, so I steered
—Justin White

You value your fries.
Impoverished children starve.
Yeah, "I'm Lovin' it."
—Jessa Mckelvey

Red or Green


Manna from heaven
That is what green chile is
Red is okay too
—Gabriela Irwin

Red! speed past real fast!
But officer, light was green!
Tell that to the judge.
—Ramsey Rose

Ruby, rouge, cerise,
Rojo, crimson, scarlet, puce.
Wait. I'll have the green.
—David Martin

5-0-5


Why “the Q” is cool:
...
Let’s stick with “Burque”
—Steve Bishop

Bicycling


A shout on Silver.
A honk on Yale. What's that for?
Oh, I'm on a bike.
—Juna Benjamin

Hey Velocipedes!
Stop signs apply to you, too.
Quit cutting me off.
—Lea Jones

What good are goatheads?
For flattening bike tires
They're the best around.
—Andy Moss

Route 66


chicago to coast
I wish 491 was
still called 666
—Jordan Wayne Sawyer

Lobos


Red & silver streaks,
a pack of wild dogs they charge.
Victory is near.
—Matthew Idziak

When the moon is full
Or even when it isn’t
We are all Lobos
—Angel Marquez

In New Mexico
We like to lose our minds, Howl
At the moon tonight
—Selenah Bequette Kaiser

Mayor Berry


The hummingbirds say,
“Mayor Berry-don’t take ’way
Our sanctuary
—Ethan Kane

I like the mayor,
His name sounds like an ice cream,
Mmmmmm ... MayorBerry
—Richard Groot

This Mayor Berry
can't deport us all, but some
I will fight to end
—Hugo Ayala

Jersey Shore


Fake tans and fist pumps
Always fresh with high hair bumps
You can’t miss Jersday
—Natalia Ruiz-Fabrega

Crisp melanoma
Abs big enough for laundry
What’s in Snookie’s hair?
—Stephanie Mladinich


 
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