Alibi V.21 No.33 • Aug 16-22, 2012 

Feature

Survive! An Extraterrestrial Probing

2008

Eric Garcia

Thousands of people say they were abducted by aliens, and you might be worried you’ll be next. If you suddenly find yourself floating out your bedroom window toward a mother ship hovering somewhere over the South Valley, take the following steps. You should memorize this list; if you keep it by your bedside table, you will likely be paralyzed and unable to reach for it—or your glasses—as you are tractor-beamed toward the ET visitors.

Full story: “Survive an Alien Abduction”