Alibi Sex Survey
We had more sexy graphs that we could fit in print!
By Hunter Riley
Number of Dates Before You Have Sex
Three really is the lucky number according to survey takers. The third date was the most common answer for number of dates before you get physical with a lucky friend. But don’t worry, second and first dates were the next most popular times to break out the condoms and lube. Interestingly, more people have sex on date zero, a.k.a. hooking up, than they do on date six and seven, combined.
Instances of Oral Sex Last Year
Not that anyone is keeping count or anything, but oral sex is fun and it’s even better if there’s lots of. The most common answer for instances of oral last year was 100. Sadly for Albuquerque, the second most reported answer was zero instances of playing the body trumpet last year. Luckily the third most reported answer was 50 times, so it kind of balances out. The least reported answers were 250 and 75 instances.
Everyone knows you can get by with a little help from your friends, but a hand works just as well. Seventy-two percent of people who took the survey reported masturbating at least once a week or more. Loving yourself in that special way more than once a day is more popular than never masturbating. Take that Christine O’Donnell.
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