To my Mexican Breadfruit, my pony, the toughest nut to crack, AKA filbert, You're exquisite.
My Sunshine & Moonlight - I love you both very much.
You are Gorganna, my eagle, my queen. Your ovaries will destroy me. Together, we will learn to love, you gorgeous hag, you freak machine.
Chris, I couldn't ask for a better partner and father of our children. I love and appreciate you so much!
Love, your wife Nikki
Super Manly Handsome Boyfriend, I Kurt Russell you.
I love you MoMo.
You're my favorite goober. I love you too much.
Smoochie smoochie, my sweet smizmar!
Rod Stewart. You light up my life with your deep thrusting voice! When I'm down you massage my soul!
Path to the garden. Seeds and thin strands of light. The roiling sea jumps and gathers itself up. Come around again, but with more flowers.
Near inaudible screams of your empty & among deafening cries of your vexed, your beauty defeats the chagrin of my bitter whispers
Dearest Birth-Control Pills,
I don't know how you do that wonderful thing that you do, but promise me you'll keep doing it.
I had so much to say about the great times we've shared, but for some reason I can't remember now...
B, you are my rock. I love your soul, your mind, your body, and your sweet voice. Can't wait to meet our little angel.
Can there be anyone so cute yet dim as you, Mrs. Wifflebee?
Dear Walter, you may curl up in my bed with me anytime. You are my pillow.