Alibi's Second Annual Valentine's Day Card Contest
By Steven Robert Allen
Yes, as you might expect, lots of Alibi readers are cynics with icy hearts. (Actually, that description applies to most of the Alibi staff as well.) Even the iciest heart, though, would melt in the blazing oven of love that was our Second Annual Valentine's Day Card Contest.
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Thanks to Food Editor Gwyneth Doland and Calendar Editor Laura Marrich for bringing some feminine insight to the judging process. Thanks also to all of you who entered. Just because you didn't win doesn't mean we don't love you.
Like one of those ceramic figurines dotting Grandma's mantel, P. Tuscon's entry is so cute it's almost creepy. His card is a Hummel-
No bows, no lace, no cherubic grin. Instead a warped, shit-brown heart puckers up around a pitted, rusty nail. Cupid is pissed ... and we like it! Big chocolate kisses to Kevin and Drew for reminding us that love comes in many flavors, and they don't all necessarily obey the laws of syntax. "Love Aint Always Pretty" also scored them an hour massage with John Wolfe at Knot Works, two tickets to the Guild flick of their choice, $10 in goodies from Buffett's Candies and a fabulous Alibi T-shirt. Yeah, love hurts. It hurts soooo good. (LM)
Christopher Knerr's immaculately illustrated card reads like a three-page graphic novel. We're not quite sure we follow the story line, but we're intrigued nonetheless. For his graphic brilliance, Knerr will receive a gift certificate for two to the Gruet Steakhouse, two tickets to the Guild Cinema, a $10 gift certificate to Buffett's Candies and one of those mythical Alibi T-shirts everyone seems to be talking about. Nice work! (SRA)
Above cards received honerable mentions.
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