St. Valentine’s Day Card Massacre
The Alibi’s eighth annual contest
By John Bear
Valentine’s Day is a phony holiday created by cruel corporations to sell diamonds, chocolates and cards by provoking our insecurities. Of course, to those who get all kinds of diamonds, chocolates and cards, it’s a pretty good day.
The Alibi tries to help everyone feel good, hence the eighth annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest.
Alibi Love Notes
NB, you make my heart sang! You make every thang grooovy! WILD THANG! Me love you long time! —Sumyounguy
My Blue: I had no idea 1 date would turn into the greatest 2 week adventure of my life! You are my soul-mate and I LOVE YOU.
I want to call you babicakes, sweet cheeks, butter butt. Is that to much to ask??? This V’day let’s make our own Keebler elves! ARF
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