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 V.20 No.32 | August 11 - 17, 2011 
Flanking and the   Planktionary


Captain Edward England Merriweather’s Severely Abridged Planktionary

The ridiculous trend of planking—i.e., lying face down on things—has taken root globally. To better assist you with the understanding of this phenomenon, the Alibi brings you the Planktionary, as well as the newest, digitally-enhanced companion to the fad: flanking.


Three, two, one FLANKOFF!

Calling all potential flank skanks: Can you top the Alibi’s flanks? Remember, the more ridiculous, the better. Send your most absurd flanking photos to

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