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  |  FeatureSurvival Guide SpectacularA 1,000-pound gorilla of wisdomSound the trumpets! The Weekly Alibi turns the page on its millennial issue this week. That's 1,000 editions of the best food, film, news and entertainment coverage ever to lay ink on this great City of Duke. We drew from this pool of past insight to put together our annual Survival Guide.
  FeatureSurvive! Buffet Endurance Sports1992Heap your plate as full as possible. Begin eating. Do not stop eating until your plate is empty. Don’t talk or look up until your plate is empty.  FeatureSurvive! The Roach Apocalypse1993“During the blistering hot day they stayed beneath the floor, within the brick-walled foundation, where the leaky water and waste pipes provided enough support for their hard-shelled orgies.”  FeatureSurvive! Professional Unemployment1995Nothing turns a generous friend, loving mother or gentle lover into bitch concentrate faster than supporting an ungrateful slacker. |  Today's EventsWorkshop: Winter Knitting at Los Poblanos Historic Inn & Organic FarmNew Mexico School for the Arts: 5th Annual Winter Dances at Hiland TheaterLeo “Bud” Welch • blues at The CooperageMore Recommented Events ››
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