Week in Sloth
The Week in Sloth
“The Sarah Silverman Program” (Comedy Central 11:30 p.m.) Certified nasty girl comedienne Sarah Silverman plays herself (more or less) in this rude, off-kilter sitcom featuring other standup pals like the always funny Brian Posehn.
“The Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials 2007” (KRQE-13 8 p.m.) Why wait until Sunday to watch all the great commercials? Play-by-play announcer Jim Nantz and long-lost MTV Latino babe Daisy Fuentes count down the top 15 ads of all time! Gosh, I hope there’s some Budweiser in there.
Planet of the Apes (History Channel 6 p.m.) Charlton Heston plays an astronaut who ends up on a planet ruled by futuristic ape-men in this 1968 ... Wait a minute. What channel is this on?
“The World’s Greatest Sports Bloopers” (KOAT-7 7 p.m.) You know, normally you’d have to order a subscription to Sports Illustrated off late-night cable TV and wait for your free DVD/sports watch combo to see entertainment of this quality.
“Puppy Bowl III” (Animal Planet 1 p.m.) If the game starts to lag or the commercials suck, I suggest you flip over to Animal Planet for a big boost. Seriously, what’s better than watching puppies romp around a tiny, fake football stadium?
“Grease: You’re the One That I Want” (KOB-4 7 p.m.) Of course, if the Super Bowl is just too much testosterone for you, you can always chase it with this three-hour marathon of Broadway-bound goodness.
Nora Roberts’ Montana Sky (Lifetime 7 p.m.) Queen of the Supermarket Checkout Stand Romance Nora Roberts hand-stamps another made-for-TV movie. Ashley Williams (“How I Met Your Mother”) stars as one of three estranged sisters who inherit a Montana ranch. Roberts has written more than 100 books in the last 15 years. This is one of them.
“Rules of Engagement” (KRQE-13 8:30 p.m.) A lovey-dovey pair of newlyweds question their relationship thanks to their friends, a long-married and eternally squabbling couple. This new sitcom is entirely unlike FOX’s “’Til Death” in that ... um, it’s on another network.
“In Style Celebrity Weddings” (KOAT-7 9 p.m.) What better way to ignore your own pathetic and colorless existence than by ogling behind-the-scenes secrets of such power-packed glamor weddings as Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott or Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley or Niki Taylor and Burney Lamar?
“Moonshine” (National Geographic 7 p.m.) National Geographic traces the history of homemade liquor. Break out a mason jar of that fine cognac that’s been fermenting in your bathtub and enjoy!
“Lost Survivor Guide” (KOAT-7 8 p.m.) Can’t remember your “Tailies” from your “Others” after that extended holiday break? ABC helps you out with a one-hour recap of the current “Lost” season. Followed at 9 p.m. by the third winter season premiere.
Batman (1989) at KiMo Theatre
Tim Burton's dark retelling of the Batman story, starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Part of the '90s Batman film series.
The Wild Bunch (1969) at KiMo Theatre
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