Alibi V.25 No.44 • Nov 3-9, 2016 

Week in Sloth

Thursday 3

“Impractical Jokers Live: Nitro Circus Spectacular” (truTV 8:15pm) Ever since “Jackass” went off the air, drunk teenagers have precious few options for watching way-too-old-for-this guys embarrass and/or injure themselves on TV. Fortunately, the goofball hidden camera dudes at “Impractical Jokers” and the amateur stuntmen at “Nitro Circus” have joined forces for a live, two-hour special. Enjoy, kids, and don’t let your dad catch you with those beers.

Friday 4

“The Crown” (Netflix streaming anytime) This historical drama—about the life of 25-year-old Queen Elizabeth II—comes to us from creator Peter Morgan (who knows what he’s talking about, having written The Queen).

Saturday 5

The Mistletoe Promise (Hallmark 6pm) The gloves are off. It’s the first weekend of November and Hallmark Channel is letting loose with the Christmas-themed RomComs. Here two holiday-hating singles (Jamie King, Luke MacFarlane) pretend to be a couple in order to ease the Christmas party-going burden. Hmm. I wonder if they’ll fall in love with each other and the holiday by film’s end?

Who Killed JonBenét? (Lifetime 6pm) A&E and CBS have already weighed in, telling us who they think killed JonBenét Ramsey. Now Lifetime offers its fictionalized solution to the 20-year-old murder mystery.

Sunday 6

“Nostradamus: Election 2016” (History 8pm) What did the 16th century French seer predict about America’s 2016 presidential election? Nothing. He just penned a bunch of really vague poems. But he did write, “The great shameless, audacious bawler, He will be elected governor of the army: The boldness of his contention, The Bridge broken the city faint from fear.” I guess that kinda sounds like Trump. Feel free to freak out, if you like.

Monday 7

“People Magazine Investigates” (ID 7pm) Investigation Discovery, your “all murder all the time” network, invites the folks at People Magazine to drop by and dish on some of their favorite murderers and serial killers.

“Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party” (VH1 8pm) Famed homemaker Martha Stewart and dope-loving rap star Snoop Dogg prepare themed meals for celebrity guests in this quirky chat show. ... I’m guessing whoever came up with this idea was stoned at the time.

“The 2016 SNL Election Special” (KOB-4 9pm) This 2016 presidential election has basically been Hell on Earth for everyone. But at least we got some choice sketches from “Saturday Night Live” this season. Here they are, all wrapped up in a pretty package.

Tuesday 8

“2016 Election Night Coverage” (KASA-2/KOB-4/KNME-5/KOAT-7./KRQE-13 7pm) Pick your poison and commence drinking. No matter what happens tonight, statistically speaking, about 40 percent of the population will think it’s the end of the world as we know it.

“Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going To Clean Up This Sh*t?” (Showtime 9pm) At least we can go down laughing.

Wednesday 9

“Celebrity Adventure Club” (Travel 3pm) Eric Stonestreet from “Modern Family” gets to indulge in his historical fetish and walk in the steps of World War II spies.