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From Justin to Kelly

A word of warning to anyone interested in buying a ticket for this "Frankie and Annette" throwback beach musical starring poodle-headed Justin Guarini and cutsie-ootsie Kelly Clarkson (both finalists from last year's "American Idol," in case your memory is short): The FBI will be taking photographs of everyone who enters the theater. Your profile will then go into a database of the dorkiest people on the planet. Your names will be at the top of the list of "foodstuffs" to be handed over when evil, brain-devouring aliens invade Earth. 81 minutes