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Shaolin Soccer

From Hong Kong comes this extremely entertaining romp about a super-powered sports team. A smash hit overseas, this one has been severely truncated (and dubbed) by American distributor Miramax, so purists be warned. The plot has a young Shaolin master (writer/director Stephen Chow) reuniting with his discouraged classmates to form a soccer team using mystical martial arts to their advantage. The comedy is crazy, and the effects appropriately Matrix-like. Honest, this one is really fun! 87 minutes