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Underworld

There's nothing even remotely original about this horror flick, which borrows its "wet-look leather and slo-mo action" atmosphere from The Matrix, its "vampire gal falls in love with werewolf boy" plot line from Romeo and Juliet and its supernatural high-tech kung fu from Blade. If you're in it for the action, you'll get your money's worth. If you're looking for horror, forget it. 121 minutes