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A lackluster cast brings one of Michael Crichton's more mediocre novels to intermittent life. A crew of student archeologists (including Keanu Reeves-style dude-hunk Paul Walker) is sent back in time to 14th-Century France where, conveniently, everyone speaks modern-day English. The acting is awful and the script is as dumbed-down as it can be without resorting to baby talk and hand gestures. 116 minutes