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The Gospel of John

While this film may have 1/100 of the budget of Mel Gibson's upcoming The Passion of the Christ, it does boast Christopher Plumber as narrator. Good thing, since it's a three-hour, word-for-word translation of the Good News Bible text (the American Bible Society's dumbed-down version). It's as dull as it sounds, but the Shakespearean actors are good and the direction appropriately Cecil B. Demented. 180 minutes