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Kung Fu Cult Master

Jet Li (Cradle 2 the Grave, Fist of Legend) and Sammo Hung ("Martial Law," Dragons Forever) star in this surreal kung fu fantasy about a sickly young man who vows revenge on the evil sect who killed his father. Unfortunately, he's cursed with the "Jinx Palm" and is unable to learn martial arts—at least until a crazy monk strapped into a giant, rolling boulder (no, we're not making this up) cures him and gives him supernatural fighting abilities. Then it's off to locate a mystical sword and beat up the King of Green Bat, the Evil Nun of No-Mercy and countless others. Honestly, we have no idea what's going on here, but it's flippin' cool. In Cantonese with English subtitles. 99 minutes