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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

The 1997 B-movie Anaconda was memorable for two reasons: A) Jennifer Lopez' booty; and B) Jon Voight covered in snake puke. This "in name only" sequel boasts neither. This time around, a group of scientists looking for a flower in the wilds of Borneo encounter a bunch of giant snakes. ... And, yes, you amateur herpetologists are correct, anacondas don't live anywhere near Borneo.