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The Longest Yard

In an attempt to slake America's unquenchable thirst for remakes of films we've already seen, Paramount gives us a new version of the 1974 film about state pen prisoners going head-to-head with guards in a prison football match. The original cast has been replaced by Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Nelly and Burt Reynolds (who was in the original). Most of the comedy revolves around people getting hurt. Very hurt. 109 minutes PG-13.