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C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America

This satirical "mockumentary" looks at what life would be like in America had the South won the Civil War. The film unfolds like a Ken Burns documentary (nice touch) showing how slavery continues, the U.S. sided with Hitler during World War II and there's an ongoing battle with abolitionists in Canada. The faux British documentary plays out with a straight face from start to finish, complete with "historical" photos and mean-spirited commercials. 89 minutes