Sigh. Another week, another remake. Here, John Carpenter's humid 1980 horror film gets restaffed with WB stars ("Smallville"'s Tom Welling, for example) and redirected by some music video dork (Rupert Wainwright, who shot MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This"). Story, as before, has a seaside village attacked by the ghosts of a ship sunk some 100 years earlier. Somebody stop Hollywood before it remakes again. 100 minutes PG-13.