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From the guy who gave us House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark comes another cheaply budgeted, badly made videogame-turned-movie. This one features Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) as a leather-clad half-vampire who joins forces with some vampire hunters (Michael Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez) to take down the King of Vampires (Ben Kingsley) in 18th-century Romania. Visually speaking, this one looks better than director Uwe Boll's previous work, but--with its incoherent plot, horrible acting and leaden pacing--it still sucks more than a starving vampire. R.