Porn king Gregory Dark (New Wave Hookers, Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks) tries his hand at directing a mainstream horror film. Naturally, he hooks up with professional wrestler Kane (who used to grapple under the name Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS). Story (such as it is) concerns a group of troubled teens (nobody you've ever heard of) who are assigned to clean up an old hotel. Wouldn't you know it: There's a serial killer living there. It's produced by World Wrestling Entertainment Films. My work here is done. 84 minutes R.