The 1976 shocker The Omen is really just a slasher film dolled up in Biblical raiment. But it's still a damnably entertaining movie. Naturally, we required no remake; but we've got one anyway, once again documenting a clueless Washington family who seems to have given birth to the Antichrist. The cast (including Liev Schreiber, Julia Stiles, Mia Farrow and Pete Postlethwaite) takes things seriously, and the direction is notably slick. Still, the script apes the original almost note for note, making this feel like a cover album of your favorite band--good if only for the familiarity, but not nearly as memorable as the original. 95 minutes R.