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Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties

You have no one to blame but yourself for this, people. Garfield goes to England where a case of mistaken cat-identity has him inheriting a castle. There, he runs afoul of the scheming Lord Dargis (played by a no-doubt embarrassed Billy Connolly) who wants the estate all for himself. I realize you spent $75 million on the first movie, America, but I'm confident you regret that now. Think of this as a bad first date you're embarrassed you slept with. Just avert your eyes as you pass the theater and pretend you can't see it. 80 minutes PG.