The crew of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl returns with Johnny Depp's Capt. Jack Sparrow on the run from a squid-faced sea demon intent on stealing the lovable scalawag's soul. Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush and Keira Knightley are all back on board, joined by Stellan Skarsgård and Bill Nighy. Unable to improve on the original, the filmmakers have settled for a longer, louder, bigger, splashier film that leaves an arguably smaller impression. Nighy is a great addition as the demonic sailor Davy Jones, but everyone else (Depp included, sadly) is all but disappears in this frenetic tidal wave of slapstick action sequences.150 minutes PG-13.