Sadly, not a feature film version of the '70s kids show. Tim Allen stars in this Happy Meal-sized mix of Spy Kids and The X-Men. In it, a washed-up superhero (Allen) is called out of retirement to transform a rag-tag group of super-powered kiddies into crimefighting machines at a private academy. It's all pretty familiar ground at this point, but if you thought The Fantastic Four wasn't cutesy enough, this one might fit the bill. 83 minutes PG.