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Bandidas

Penélope Cruz and Salma Hayek star in the femme version of Young Guns as written (but not directed by) French action stylist Luc Besson. As a director, Besson has given us a few classics (La Femme Nikita, The Professional, The Fifth Element). As a writer, he sticks to pure B-movie pulp (The Transporter, Unleashed, District B13). This one's no exception. Sure, it's great seeing two Latina hotties play Wild West bank robbers; but the film is pure cartoonish hokum. 93 minutes PG-13.