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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Ah, there's nothing like beating a dead horse. And then stringing its corpse up in a garage and hitting it with a hammer and then cutting it up with a chainsaw and then eating it. The director of the tooth fairy horror flick Darkness Falls attempts to cash in on the relative success of 2003's TCM remake. In this prequel, a group of teens on a road trip breaks down in the middle of nowhere and is terrorized by an evil sheriff (R. Lee Ermey) and his twisted offspring. At least there's lots and lots of blood and guts for you gorehounds out there. 84 minutes