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Freddy Got Fingered

Personally, I'd rather have two of my smaller toes shot off than sit through an entire movie starring MTV idiot Tom Green. His seemingly drunken ramblings were one of the most annoying parts of the largely annoying Charlie's Angels. I realize, however, that the man has a loyal following. Those who find his gross TV stunts hilarious will be in Heaven, as he recreates them all here (albiet fake, pre-scripted and within the context of slight narrative framework). 87 minutes