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Bratz: The Movie

Looking for evidence that future generations are doomed? Look no further than this painfully shallow live-action adaptation (if that's the right word) of the inexplicably popular doll line. By combining Barbie, Paris Hilton and a Hollywood Boulevard hooker, the toys have inspired a generation of prepubescent girls to dress like total hoochie mamas. The storyline (if that's the right word) has something to do with a quartet of teenage BFFs who battle the popular cliques in school through the liberating power of fashion. I feel ill. PG.