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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

If you fit squarely into the VeggieTales demographic (5 years old, devoutly Christian and, frankly, a little slow), then this cheaply animated CGI toon will amuse you for a few moments. In it, a bunch of produce goes back in time to meet a bunch of pirates and deliver some sort of faintly moral message. G.