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Meet the Spartans

Didn't I declare a fatwa on anyone who dared to make another stupid Airplane-style spoof after last year's Epic Movie? As usual, no on in Hollywood was listening to me, because here's another one from the same idiots who gave us Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie. It expends most of its energy making fun of 300, with a couple digs left over for random stuff like Ghost Rider, Happy Feet and "Ugly Betty." Whatever. PG-13.