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On the Line

*NSynch singer Lance Bass stars as an ad company employee who meets some cute girl on a Chicago train. Failing to get her name or number, our hero is goaded into starting a massive ad campaign to locate her by his slobby friends (including fellow *NSyncher Joey Fatone—hereafter known as Joey "Fat One"). The romance is strictly G-rated and the comic timing is so awful that the filmmakers are actually forced to insert wacky sound effects or fart noises to alert audience members when a joke has actually been launched. 86 minutes