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House

Not to be confused with the far superior 1986 horror comedy of the same name starring William Katt, this derivative fright film is based on the book by Christian horror writers Ted Dekker and Frank Peretti (who last gave us the preposterous Thr3e). Basically, it's a bloodless remake of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre about a group of sorry sinners running from satanic killers in a haunted house. No scares and precious little spirituality. 101 minutes R.