Semi-washed-up movie macho man Jean-Claude Van Damme plays semi-washed-up movie macho man Jean-Claude Van Damme in this wickedly self-referential action movie parody. Between his mounting tax problems and a legal battle with his ex-wife for custody of his daughter, the Muscles from Brussels is having a tough time. He's even losing out on movie roles to Steven Seagal, for god's sake! Looking for peace and tranquility, Van Damme returns to his native Belgium, only to find himself stuck in the middle of a bank heist gone wrong. Can our beloved B-movie martial artist rise to the occasion and save the day for real (sort of)? In English and French with English subtitles. 97 minutes R.