I thought the point of remaking old movies was to choose ones that actually had some sort of cachet? But who the hell remembers the long-lost 1983 slasher The House on Sorority Row? After an innocent prank goes horribly wrong, a group of sorority sisters are stalked and murdered one by one at a blowout graduation party. "The Hills" star Audrina Patridge, Carrie Fisher and Rumer Willis' freakishly large head top the budget-minded cast list. 101 minutes R.