Film Times & Capsules
GUARANTEED FRESH as of Thursday May 25, 2017 at 1:41 pm
Times and listings are for Friday 5/26 through Thursday 6/1
Lionsgate gives a token "dollar theater" run to this cheapjack shot-in-Romania horror flick from director Joel Schumacher (who's fallen a long way since Batman & Robin
). In it, an EMT worker (Henry Cavill from "The Tudors") and his war-hero brother (Dominic Purcell from "Prison Break") go to a remote farmhouse in the woods where an immortal German family and a mutated Nazi scientist are wrapped up in some weird-ass supernatural thingamajigger with an ancient Nordic runestone. It's fast-paced and gory, but doesn't make a whole lot of sense. R.